NFL Week 17 Power Rankings...PANTHERS are my #1 yes I went there...SEAHAWKS's Nest gets Taken...49ERS are a real threat...BRONCOS lose MILLER...PATS run over RAT BIRDS...now those Three Gentlemen are in the Building...HALAS, HUNT, and LOMBARDI...Who wants it? And of course BLACK MONDAY is near! #NFLWk17PowerRankings

The Seattle Seahawks take a hit at home as QB Russell Wilson loses his 1st game as a Seahawks in Seattle. The Bird Gang showed they are worthy of getting to the "Fight for George" but they need help. The 49ers sputtering Offense has to get better starts as they will be on the Road for two of the Three Games in the "Fight for George" if they get that far. Manning Mikle High gets another Record and that is cute but they lose OLB Von Miller aka Steve Urkel 2k13 wearing them Peepers. The Pats get Road Kill in the Charm City as it was Rat Bird with a side of Crab Cakes. And yes those Philadelphia Eagles doing big things as they hand the Bears aka the "Imposters of the Midway" a 54-Piece Family Pack with Pat's Cheesesteaks and Mitchell & Ness Throwbacks all inclusive. NFL Week 17 has never looked so delicious and all that after Santa and Rudolph take flight...and have you all been Naughty or Nice!

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NFL WEEK 17 Power Rankings:
Note: Last Week's Ranking in Parenthesis

1. #QueenCityNCPanthers (4) 11-4: They lose WR Steve Smith but he should be back for the "Fight for George" as the Panthers do jut enough on offense but it's that "D" that is super nasty!

2. #Quest4Six (2) 11-4: The Niners get by the Falcons but have trouble lurking visiting the Arizona Cardinals in NFL Week 17...yes the Niners have clinched a Playoff Slot but beating Cards would be a nice Momentum builder.

3. #PatriotsWay (6) 11-4: They trounced the Ravens at the Big Crab Cake and it would be safe to say the Pats are the Team to beat in the "Fight for Lamar" I have seen enough to believe that and they have Tom Terrific and you don't!

4. #UnitedInOrange (5) 12-3: They are putting up Record Numbers on Offense but that sub-par "D" gets the Bad News OLB Von Miller has a Torn ACL...not good on all levels for the Orange Crush.

5. #LegionOfBoom (1) 12-3: They drop this far because I think both the Panthers and 49ers can go into the 206 and beat the Seahawks as those Key Injuries to Percy Harvin and Sidney Rice are starting to take its toll on Offense.

6. #RedFriday (3) 11-4: Going in the wrong direction as they are just 2-4 in their last Six Games after starting 9-0...fix it Chiefs or it will be over before you know it.

7. #BirdGang (8) 10-5: It won't be the first time but the Cards could be left out of the Playoffs with a 11-5 record if they win and the Saints win...unbelievable!

8. #ColtsStrong (9) 10-5: That Chiefs Win at Arrowhead might have gotten them back on track and they needed that...they have a somewhat stingy "D" and they have Mr. Luck...lookout!

9. #WhoDey (10) 10-5: They beat down the Purple People but they had to to keep ahead of the ravens. They win the win the AFC North now can they win in Winning Time...Bengals might have the #1 "D" in the AFC going into Winning Time!

10. #GeauxSaints (7) 10-5: Slowing down at the Finish Line as they must win vs the Bucs in NFL Week 17 and if they don't and the Cardinals do...Saints at 10-6 will miss the Playoffs and imagine that!

11. #LINC-iliscious (13) 9-6: They go into Jerry's World blazing with Eagles Up and now they get word they face Kyle Orton not Tony Romo...if that is true...Birds get to host a NFC Wild Card Game.   

12. #BoltsUP (16) 8-7: They are on fire as they have beat the G-Men, Chiefs, Broncos, and Raiders and that is four out of five W's. Now they get the Chiefs at the Murph with a shot to get into the "Fight for Lamar".

13. #PurpleBrowns (11) 8-7: Can they beat the Bengals in NFL Week 17 or will they fold up? They thought they were ready until Bill and Tom put them in some Boston Clam Chowder!

14. #AquaBoyz305 (12) 8-7: Can they too close NFL Week 17 and give themselves a shot at Winning Time? That was a bad loss to the Bills after all that good work in the last few weeks.

15. #JerrysGangTX (18) 8-7: They need Romo for NFL Week 17...No Romo they will be dunzo! The Cowboys "D" and Bears "D" if they both get into Winning Time is not made for Super Bowl 48 at Met Life Blue/Green.

16. #BelieveInMonsters (14) 8-7: What do you say as that last loss wasn't Jay vs Josh...that was that horrible Bears "D" that won;t be able to stop "Matty Ice .5" Matt Flynn let alone Aaron Rodgers.

17. #MenOfSTEEL (20) 7-8: They have a shot and they need Miracles on top of Miracles to get into the "Fight for Lamar"...What If...a Seahawks vs Steelers Super Bowl is that far-fetched!

18. #CheeseHeads (15) 7-7-1: The Steelers handed them a costly loss but they still get a shot vs the Bears in Chicago in NFL Week 17...Packers vs Bears for the NFC North are you kidding me!

19. #STLRams (19) 7-8: They are finishing on strong note and they will not be an easy out in the 206 Seahawks....Prepare Yourself!

20. #GangGreen (21) 7-8: They take care of the Browns and now they the Dolphins in Miami with both Teams playoff hopes alive!

21. #RestoreTheRoar (17) 7-8: Enough Said!...Black Monday December 30th and I can't say it any clearer than that...

22. #BillsMafia (23) 6-9: They might have put a stake in the Dolphins season...QB EJ Manuel and WR Stevie Johnson must stay healthy for the 2014 season!

23. #GMen (25) 6-9: They beat the Lions and 7-9 look a helluva a lot better than 4-12....

24. #OpryLandTitans (22) 5-10: Will Munchak keep his Gig...December 30th Black Monday

25. #SkolNation (24) 4-10-1: Will Les Frazier keep his Gig...December 30th Black Monday

26. #AngryBirds404 (26) 4-11: They have to fix that "D" and forget replacing TE Tony Gonzalez...just work on that "D"...Julio Jones will be back as well as Backer Sean Weatherspoon and DE Kroy Biermann and that's huge.

27. #DawgPound (27) 4-11: The Browns started out 3-3 now look....it's in the Water in Northeastern Ohio...

28. #Jags (28) 4-11: The Jags will be better after starting all those Rookies in 2013...will WR Justin Blackmon be back?

29. #ItsABucsLife (29) 4-11: Will Schiano keep his Gig...December 30th Black Monday

30. #RaiderNation (30) 4-11: Is Allen going to stay Lead Man? ...December 30th Black Monday

31. #HTTR (31) 3-12: What a mess as its almost over and they need to blow the whole enchilada up...RG3, Shanahan, and Snyder. Black Sunday December 29th

32. #BullsOnParade (32) 2-13: They are horrible and Black Monday was 2nd Week of December and good for them!