AVALANCHE 2 BLACKHAWKS 0 F...Are you kidding me the INDIAN HEAD peppers Russian and AVS Net Minder SEYMON VARLAMOV with some 54 SOG, a 5lb Tin Can of GARRETT'S Popcorn between Frames, and some TEMPS in the Negative still stuck on a DONUT!..."FROZEN TALK" 1901 West Madison with HAWKS literally and figuratively hitting an AVALANCHE! #COLvsCHI #AVSNation #OneGoal #FearTheINDIANHead

Samara, Russia give your Net Minder Seymon Varlamov a "Round of a Applause" as he and Team 5,280 Feet above Ice the Colorado Avalanche come out of the Motel and beats the Central leading Indian Head 2-0.

The Hawks did everything they could sending Varlamov and the Avs some of Chi-City's Treasures Garrett's Popcorn between frames to no avail. Chicago peppers the Avs blue paint with some 54 SOG and if you would have told the Bluedude that before the tilt I would have said the Avs will be skating on frigid Lake Michigan after this one.

The ironic thing here is the Avs go on the scoreboard twice before Ushers could get Hawks Nation in their seats after that famous National Anthem by Madhouse and Hawks Nation famous Jim Cornelison. That would be Avs Nathan MacKinnon :53 seconds in scoring and Maxime Talbot twenty-seven seconds after "Mac Attack" "Lighting the Lamp" and imagine that you Dr. Seuss Mother Goose cat and the hat a** NHL Head!

Hawks net minder "Craw-Dad" Corey Crawford faced just 24 SOG but heck if we can't score he could have faced 1 SOG. The Indian Head was just flat as they were 0-2 on the power play and lost in face offs, hits, blocked shots. I know what your thinking Avs Nation, "Bluedude quit your freakin' wining and we have plenty of cheese to go with that"!. Avs Nation those are fighting words for the "Fight for Lord Stanley".

Hawks fall to 26-12-2 and falls two points behind the new "Preds" of Opryland Hockey! The Avs moving to 16-16-8 trying to get out of your Mama's Basement as they are in the cellar in the Central!