TRIPLE DIAMOND CHRONICLES #14....you let 5 Years $42 Million go to your Partner in Crime..and missed all OTA'S and now Training Camp..YOU NEED to get into CAMP "Da KID" Wallace....forget in SOMEBODY's END ZONE now your on SOMEBODY's COUCH...Top 10 REASONS Camp LaTROBE Missing #17 in BLACK n YELLOW

STEELERS Nation #1 Wideout Mike Wallace here the Bluedude out....."Da KID" Top 10 with a 9 Route of Camp LaTrobe

1. You Held Out and that's your right....

2. You Watched the Steelers get their New Playbook and they sent One to you....now Mike did you read it and execute the Playbook with Kids in the Neighborhood because they won't tell anyone about the Steelers new playbook?

3. You caught the Pigskin for 1K Yards and so Did your Sidekick Tone 2.0 aka 5 years 42 Big Ones.

4. You played a lot of Madden 2K12 and put yourself on the Patriots...and you put Antonio Brown on the Bills after he signed his Deal...Shame on You Wallace.

5. You were on Twitter a lot and #SteelersNation wasn't Upset with you but just voicing their Displeasure as they should be as they Pack Stadiums Home and Road wearing #17...Kids included

6. New Offensive Coordinator Todd Haley has you in the Dog House as he knows you don't know the Playbook....and loves Cash Money #84, #89, and #88....out of Sight out of Mind.

7. Rooney's and K.C. (Steelers Player Personnel Director Kevin Colbert) have nothing to say to you...Negotiations are Over until the Lombardi Ceremony 2K13 in which you will be Super Bowl Co-MVP with Antonio Brown...Hmmmmm...He has my Money.

8. Steelers Equipment Managers removed the #17 Off your Helmet as instructed by Mr. Bigs...then they put the Number back on your Old Hemlet as you want a New Helmet...should have been in Camp on Time.

9. You get a Steelers Rookie as a Roommate at Camp LaTrobe...one of them One Shower a Night big Nasties with his Fan blowing in your Direction.

10. There is No Run Test #17...just Drop a Pass or Run the Wrong Route...and see what you get Cash Money No Money Team #17.

Antonio Brown aka Tone 2.0...make #17 cover your First 84 Trips to Walmart at Camp LaTrobe...and SteelersNation loves you #17 as does the Bluedude.

Come Sunday Night in Early September..the Bluedude better or We as Steelers Nation better see you WHERE "Da Kid" #17?....In the New Orange Crush End Zone

Promotional Fees paid by....the Bluedude for Hating the #PurpleBrowns #Ravens