SQUEEZE the ORANGE BIG D with a SHARK TANK Bid of OKAY!...RE-LOADED...the MAVS lose everything but the CHECK BOOK in Free Agency 2012 they thought....But if Hindsight is DIRK n DIRKiliscious...MAVS get Younger and arguably BETTER...DEEP ELLUM n 75 CENTRAL Expressway MAVS REPORT with a MONEY BALL from newly Hitched DIRKiliscious @Swish41

My Dude @Swish41 had to be thinking getting Ball and Chain (WIFEY) in July, Free Agency opens up also with a Shot at Dallas Native and The Colony HS Texas Star D-Will 8, re-sign J-Kidd and Jet, and maybe even get my Team DUETSCHEland Teammate Chris Kaman....what a Summer this will be.

Then DIRKiliscious woke up to losing D-Will 8, J-Kidd, Jet, and he had to be thinking let me call my Squeeze and see if she didn't call Wolf. Dirk had to be thinking I can't go from the Out House to the Penthouse and then past the Out House to the Port-a-Potty on the back side of my Prime in front of Mavs Nation..I Built "AA 214"...they Didn't.

Enter the Wonderful World of Donnie Nelson (Mavs VP of Basketball OPS), Keith Grant (Donnie's Side Kick), and Tredema Ussery (Mavs President) with not a Quick Fix but what looks to be Beyonce's Hit Single...."Let Me UpGrade You"...Sorry B and Hov.

The Mavs in less than a Week and a Half move Quickly and Swiftly taking all Comers and Closing Deals as though they are Brian Cashman and Bronx Zoo. Look at these Up Grades:

C Chris Kaman: Free Agent from the Hive in NOLA and Dirk's Teammate on Team Germany and the Best Big Dirk will have played with outside of MSG's Tyson. Kaman brings a Low-Post Presence and an Excellent Passer for a Big.

Point Guard Darren Collison: The Pacers let him walk in Free Agency as they didn't use him much at all in their Loss to Team White Hot in the East Semis. Collison is Quick, a Traditional Point as in Pass First, and can get his off the Bounce.

Combo Guard O.J. Mayo: Played well off the Pine in the Grind House and the Grizz let him walk as well and Mayo should be expected to Get Buckets in Big D and he and Collison make a Younger More Athletic Back Court and an Upgrade for the Mavs moving Forward with an Older Dirk and Life after @Swish41.  O.J. can play the Point or Sniper and can shoot it from Deep and get it off the Bounce.

The Mavs 2012 Draft

Jared Cunningham Oregon State: 1st Round Pick East Bay Native and a Crafty-Athletic Lefty who is also a Combo and I liken him to a Left-Handed new C's Sniper Courtney Lee of WKU Hilltoppers.

Jae Crowder Marquette: 2nd Round Pick All Sin City Summer League 2012 and 2011-12 Big East Player of the Year. Need a Rebound..got it...need a Defensive stopper...got it...need a finisher on the Break...got it. They will be calling him Handy Jae-C midway through the Season...Versatility with a Swagger.
 
The Mavs still have Half Man/Half AARP in Vincent Crater, The Have the Artist formerly known as the Matrix31 and now he is back to his Government Name..Shawn Marion. They pick up Elton Brand off of Amnesty Clause from Broad Street Philly. Watch Mavs 2010 1st Round Pick Dominique Jones come out of his shell. If Rodrigue Beaubois can stay healthy lookout. Brandon Wright, a Former GSW Lottery Pick, has been a Pleasant Surprise.

The Key of all Pick Ups or Holdovers is the re-signing of "Mi Luv Mi Big D" in Combo G Delonte West aka REDZ (Tattooed on his Arm and his nickname growing up in the DMV). He will be their Best Guard as I thought he was last season with Kidd and Terry still there.

The Mavs will be a Pleasant Surprise and when the going gets tough they still have Newly Hitched DIRKiliscious @Swish41. Now Dirk about them UpGrades you were talking about....