Aug 2, 2012

8/02/2012 12:24:00 PM
With names like JUMBOtron of the Big Garage in the Motor City, Gronk of the Big Razor Blade in Foxboro, Big Red of NOLA from the Big S600 V12 Mercedes-Benz Superdome, and the Great Gonzo of the Bird cage in 404...the New Tight End has arrived. Blocking...No No...I am getting down on this Safety to Move the Chains or Pay Dirt.

On most Nights and Defenses they are a Too Big for Corners and Safeties and too fast for Linebackers and some even go the Old School Route as they Block. The 2012 Top Tight Ends on Sunday are a unique Bunch and just as Explosive in the Red Zone if not more that the Guys on the Outside. Some of the more well-rounded Tight Ends like Heeeeeeath of Steel City and Celek of the Bird gang from the Linc do both extremely well...Catch and Block.

The 2012 #1 Tight Ends on Sunday is sponsored by....Pro Bowl Trips should be Tight Ends who Block also not just TD's and you know who you are you 1-Dimensional Tight End you.

The 2012 Top TIGHT ENDS on Sunday by Division

NFC East

1. J. Witten 'Boys
2. F. Davis 'Skins
2. B. Celek Bird Gang
4. B. Pascoe Gotham City Blue

NFC North

1. JUMBOtron Ford Field
1. J. "Findawg" Finley Lambeau Leap
2. K. Rudolph Vikes
4. K. Davis Monster of the Midway

NFC West

1. V. "Predator" Davis Gold Rush
2. Z. Miller Hawks of Great Northwest
3. T. Heap Valley of the Sun
4. L. Kendricks Gateway Arch Click

NFC South

1. Big RED of NOLA
2. Gonzo Dirty Birds 404
3. G. Olson Queen City NC
4. D. Clark New Sombrero

AFC East
1. Gronk Big Razor Blade Foxboro
2. D. Keller Gotham City Green
3. A. Fasano Aqua Boyz 305
4. S. Chandler Bison City NY

AFC North
1. Heeeeeeeath STILLERS
2. J. Gresham Jungle on the Ohio
2. E. Dickson #PurpleBrowns
3. B. Watson Cuyahoga County Pro Football Ohio

AFC South
1. O. Daniels Rocket City Pro Football
2. M. Lewis J'Ville Jaguars
3. C. Fleener Circle City Colts
4. C. Stevens Music City Pro Football

AFC West
1. Gates of the 'MURPH
2. T. Moeaki BBQ Capital of the Midwest
3. J. Tamme New Mile High
4. B. Myers the "Commitment to Excellence"

The New Tight End as you see has Pass Catchers Galore with not a block in sight. The 3 Old Heads of the group slowing down and retiring soon..Witten, Gates, and Gonzalez are 3 of the Best Ever you will see on Sunday with Gonzo arguably the best Ever at least Statistically wise.

The New NFL Offense has ushered the Prototype moving Forward on Sunday as The Top 5 of the Whole Lot with Expiration Dates 2-2018 below:

* Big RED of NOLA Who Dat? ...Overall #1 in 2012
1. Gronk Pats
1. the "Predator" of Gold Rush
2. JUMBOtron the D
2. FINdawg Lambeau
2. Celek Bird Gang

1. Heeeeeeath STILLERS would be #1 if they counted the Blocking and Pass-Catching TE of Old......

Gonzo, Witten, and Gates Expiration Dates before 2-2018.... i.e. Retiring

    

    

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