WEST SIDE STORY Report #32 DRAFT DAY Game Plan...The BLUEDUDE has 99 PROBLEMS and my TEAM SEE RED is one.......what do the BULLS do now....I feel bad for you SON.

This is the first sighting of the West Side Story Report in some 6 Weeks since our exit in the 1st Round to the upstart Seventy-Sixers if you want to call them that.

Team See Red has many Scenarios that their Brass led by John Paxson and Gar Forman are going through over Lou Malnati's Pizza, Dunkin' Donuts Coffee, and Coca-Cola Zero or Sprite....and a side of Garrett's Popcorn..Chi-City Mix (Caramel and Cheese).

2012-13 Scenarios in Cement like Michael Jeffrey's Statue:

1. The ADIzero West Side Story Report Hero....D-Rose 1 is out until late 2012-13 Season if he will play at all.

2. Bulls 2012-13 Salary Cap as it stands now is at $60 Million with little room for movement....

3. Ticket Season Waiting List will be removed if Roster doesn't change....Tickets for everyone

4. Will move games to All State Arena by O'Hare if they lose more than 10 in a row....

5. Will not re-sign the Sin City Scrapper CJ Watson for the 2012-13 Season....

6. Luol Deng will play for his Home Country England in the 2012 Summer games

7. John Paxson will not be seen answering questions as Gar Forman will do all the Live Team See Red Interviews

8. No Amnesty for C-Booz 5 but someone Repo his Whips.....Bluedude knows where he lives in 305

What are Team SEE RED Draft Day Scenarios sponsored by if the Bluedude deleted your Twitter Handle you would say Thank You and the Bluedude says,"Stay Bloggin' my Friends".

1. Have 30 Phones ready for Conversation as we must be able to talk to all teams for a possible Trade or Pick Up as we have a phone for ourselves in case no one calls we can pretend that someone did.....

2. Superman Of Mouse Town will not be there for the taking unless they nix the Houston Rockets Deal. Jo Knows and Luol plus Benny The Bull to O-Town for Dwight. The Magic has said that taking on Benny the Bulls Contract could be a Sticking Point....

3. Sign John Lucas III to a Multi-Year Deal worth the Max......

4. Cancel the LUVAbulls for the HONEY Bears....yeah Chi City the Bears Cheerleaders are back except on the Hardwood.....Moneymaker

5. Trade Luol to Sacramento for the #5 and REKEhavoc and 72 Bulls Season Ticket Holders one night stay in the Palms Playboy Suite....

6. Trade Jo Knows and Taj Gibson and Duffel Bags via Wells Fargo Wagons to the Hornets Nest for Chris Kaman and the Hornets #1....Anthony Davis as well as a 2012-13 Season full of Portillo's Chocolate Cake

7. Pick up Allen Iverson and Starbury on a 2012-13 Seasons worth of 10-Day Deals until Derrick comes back....

8. The Bluedude has No Idea what Team See Red will do on Draft day as it is fast approaching....Anyone?

9. Bulls Color Man Stacey King says by Thanksgiving....Too Slow, Too Weak, Too Many Losses forget Too Fast, Too Strong, Too Good...not happening in 2012-13