Season Premier of NYC #1 SOAP...."GOTHAM LIGHT"...starring STAT, MELO, 21 SHUMPstreet, Killin' FIELDS, TYSON, and ACTOR in a Leading Role....JASON KIDD aka Gotham City GRANDFATHER....where is BLACK JESUS Earl the Pearl #15 and CLYDE?

Imagine that they go get Amare Stoudamire, miss out on King James, get B-Diddy Baron Davis, create LINSanity, fire then Knicks Lead Man MDA, make Interim Coach WOODsanity, get a #8 Seed in the East in Winning Time, and take the Interim of Coach Wood an make him Lead Man.

Now it's the Summer of 2012 and the Knicks have Renovation Part #2 of MSG going on, the Knicks New Rival in the Barclays in Brooklyn go Grocery Shopping and get All the Top Goods, Clutch City raises the Ante on LINsanity by giving him an Offer Sheet, miss out on Point God NASHty, and sign J-Kidd aka the Gotham City Grandfather to a 3-Year Deal that will put him straight into the AARP Club after he is done with the Knicks.

What A Summer for the Knicks and they are still not done the Bluedude is hearing they have also been in touch with Walt "Clyde" Frazier and Earl "the Pearl" Monroe aka Black Jesus, and Jesus' Number is 15, to play next season at the Senior Level Exception.

Why is it in Gotham City all their Moves come out before they happen? Is it the Knicks have too many leaks, like a High School Cafeteria at Lunch, or is it because it is the Largest Radio/TV Market.  NYC Knicks...Stop Spreading the News....NEWWWW YORK...NEWWWWW YOOOOOOORK.

Do the Knicks honestly think they can win anything at their current state. I know they have all these gadgets going like Sanity on the back end of everything but the logo doesn't stop nor does its top players. I know the Knicks and the "World's Most Famous Arena is Top Shelf but those Boys in Brooklyn are not on Play Time and the Barclays doesn't take American Express (They do but in that last sentence it just sounded so good that they don't).

Why would J-Kidd at 40 Years of Age sing there I have no Idea and it can be to piss off @MCuban and the Mavs. As of right now the Knicks Roster looks like this 1-9:

SF Melo
PF STAT
PG T. Douglas
C Tyson
SG/SF the Killing Fields...well Landry
PG J-Kidd
SG 21 SHUMPstreet (ACL out until Spring 2013)
SF Renaldo B.
C GadZuric aka Gadookie
PG LINsanity
PF Josh H.

L. Fields has a Qualifying Offer and LINsanity has an Offer Sheet from the Rockets that in all likelihood the Knicks would match. LINsanity is just as important to MSG as 'Melo so why wouldn't they.

Ohhhhh NY Knicks...the Roster of 2012 or is it the Free Agent Class of 2012? Remember that Point God in Brooklyn is taking responsibility for starting LINsanity and the 2nd Time he gave Lin and the Knicks a Double Nickel. Now the Knicks have LINsanity and the Rival (A Rivalry start when the Other team that used to Lose starts winning and the Nets are sure to start winning) Barclays Nets have the Joker of the Hudson D-Will 8 now called...the Joker of the Barclays with JJ of Brand Jordan riding Shotgun, and G-Wallace on Navigation.

This has been the Season premier of MSG Soap..."GOTHAM LIGHT"....roll the credits...Music Please