A QUARTERBACK DRIVEN League...RATING the SIGNAL CALLERS by DIVISION on SUNDAY......Is BIG Ben, BREES, BRADY, and the MANNINGS a top their Respective Divisions? What about GABBERT in J'VILLE is he still Scared?...Don't Look now...HENNE is behind you... Or the KOLB Science Project in RED ZONE is it 86?

As we near the 2012 NFL Season the most important Question is who is your QB? Some Teams have the luxury of going with their Ace in the Hole as in Perennial Pro Bowl/All-Pro Type. Then their are some Teams who are hoping and wishing this is the guy. Then lastly the QB who is the Stop Gap or holdover until we get a QB in the next Draft.

The 2012 QB Ratings by Division is sponsored by....the Arizona Cardinals and how Expensive is your Science Project at QB...are K2 Project is Over Budget.

The Top QBs for 2012 by Division:

NFC East
1. Manning G-Men
2. M.Vick Bird Gang
2. T. Romo 'Boys
4. Bob 'Skins (that's what G-Men DE Osi Umenyiora called RG3)

NFC West
1. S. Bradford Gateway Arch Click
2. A. Smith Gold Rush
3. M. Flynn 12 Zone Puget Sound
4. K. Kolb Red Zone

NFC North
1. A-Rog Lambeau
2. M. Stafford Ford Motor
2. J. Cutler Monsters of the Midway
4. C. Ponder Purple People

NFC South
1. Brees Who Dat?
2. Matty Ice Dirty Birds
3. Cam WHAT? Queen City Panthers
5. J. Freeman Pirate Ship

AFC North
1. BIG Ben Stillers
2. Wack Job Flacco Ravens
3. Strawberry Fields Dalton the Jungle
7. B. Weeden Dawg Pound

AFC South
1. M. Schaub Energy Boyz Texas
2. A. Luck NAPtown
3. M. Hasselback Music City
8. B. Gabbert Jags...You Scared Gabby?

AFC East
1. Terrific Tom Pats
2. Fitz Circle the Wagons Squad
3. D. Garrard Fins
4. Sanchise + Tebowing = NY Daily and Post Monday Front Page

AFC West
1. Manning New Orange Crush  
1. P. Rivers Bolts
3. C. Palmer Black Hole
4. M. Cassell Arrowhead

What are Numbers like 5, 7, 8 Mean Bluedude? It just means your Closer than you think from going Door to Door selling Insurance..that's it.

Sanchise and Tebow made for Gotham City and Hard Knocks. Then you wonder why the Giants and Coughlin have won 2 of the last 4 Big Ones.

QBs on the Clock to make something happen as in we will stick with you...Gabbert Jags, Cassell Arrowhead, Hasselback Titans, Garrard Fins, and My Experiment in the Valley of the Sun..the Kolb Project...coming to a Science Fair near you.

Bob and Luck for the "Skins and Colts respectively will be much anticipated and all Eyes are on you Two QBs. Bob you better play like there is No Tomorrow as I see you on every Commercial which isn't a bad Thing. Because if your Akili Smith you might as well Cash In before you Flop that's if you Flop. Something tells me Bob and Andrew will be the Deal right out the Gate and Bob will be bigger than the Commander in Chief.

Look for my Dawg Big Ben to have a Career Year as he is loaded with Smurfs all around him a New O-Line. That Stairway to 7 is getting Old and We need to be chasing 8 for Steelers Nation Fate.