BEARS take everything but that GIGANTIC Scoreboard in JERRY'S HOUSE...Monday Night Football meet...the New MONSTERS of the MIDWAY at least this Week...BEARS smack America's Team 34-18...Good JAY beats Bad ROMO

The Numbers hold true as in every time Cowboys RB DeMarco Murray gets 12 Carries or more the 'Boys are 4-0. Murray gets 11 Carries for 24 Yards and they put one in the other column.

The Bears dominated on Defense and then they get a Good Jay Cutler and that is the Recipe the Bears need to get deep into NFC Winning Time. Officer Briggs gets a Pick 6 or Fumble Rooski 6 and Peanut Tillman gets a Pick 6 and Romo was in the Mood for Giving and we just entered October and hate to see Tony in December.

Good Jay showed up and threw for 275 Yards on 18 of 24. His Partner in Crime the Marshall of Cook County had 7 Grabs for 138 Yards and 1 all alone in the Cowboys End Zone. The Bears were so Happy about the Win did you see Cut and Marshall on the Sideline Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. Next Week when things go Bad there will be a Tirade from the QB and Marshall sitting on the Bench with Gatorade Coolers. Like little Kids at Safari Land calm down you have been here before. Its Week 4 so slow your Roll with a lot of Sunday to play.

The Cowboys on the other hand get Bad Romo and Jessica Simpson wasn't in the House to blame. "All Torso" Tony the Bluedude calls him built like Mr. Incredible minus the Muscle went Waste Management Bad....Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep come pick up this Garbage. Romo was 31 for 43 and 307 Yards and 1 in the Bears End Zone but 5 Picks...5 Picks...5 Picks. Let the 'Boys Staff know when you want to be bad Romo D*mn.

The 'Boys Running Game was null and void with a combined 14 Carries for just over Half a Hundo. 'Boys WR Dez Bryant grabbed 8 Pigskins for 105 Yards and dropped a few Balls. TE Jason Witten went straight "Rocky Top" on the Bears with a Retro Night netting 112 Yards on 13 Grabs and a Score.

The Bears D was the Story in this one as that Defensive Line again played extremely well and if the Bears can get that from Henry Melton and the Boys in the Middle they have them something.MLB Lance Briggs from "Desert Swarm" and U of A was dominant as he had 6 Solo Tackles, 1 Pick 6, and a Forced Fumble. The Bears Secondary of Wright of the Swamp, Peanut, T.J.,  Conte Sauce, D.J. of Vandy, and Steltz of Death Valley in the Bayou destroyed Romo and his WRs...Destroyed.

Cowboys go to a Bye Week and the New Monsters of the Midway travel to J'Ville before the World';s Biggest Cocktail Party and take on Gabby, Pocket Hercules, and the Jags.

Cowboys have work to do and Bears need to keep building on the Positive.....

Note: Numbers from NFL.com