Nov 26, 2013

11/26/2013 01:58:00 PM
The New England Patriots make their push to the Top as Manning Mile High does what he does in games vs Tom Terrific and that hit the Port-A-Potty. The Panthers keep winning as that "D" is playing out of the Motel certified and verified. The Chiefs are free falling and here come their 3rd Test in as many weeks with Manning Mile High and the Broncos arriving at Arrowhead. Red Friday GotPortAPotty? for Manning...we will see. The Seahawks run this town but they get an NFC Exam from Brees and Who Dat playing with Voo Dat. No one is safe and after all this jockeying up and down the Rankings the Steelers and Ravens Turkey Night Game 2k13 actually is for a Wild Card Slot...Imagine that!

NFL Week 13 Power Rankings
Note: Last Week's Ranking in Parenthesis

1. #LegionOfBOOM (1) 10-1: Coming off a Bye Week they get the Saints...NFC Drama!

2. #QueenCityNCPanthers (3) 8-3: Six wins in a row and they are getting ready to take that Act on the Road in the "Fight for Vince".

3. #GeauxSAINTS (5) 9-2: they want the Seahawks...and they got'em...Cuff them like the "Good Hand People".

4. #PATRIOTSway (7) 8-3: Brady is the Ish a Big Ben was right...Brady is the Best on Sunday through Saturday for the fact of the matter.

5. #UnitedInORANGE (2) 9-2: They had the game won as they tried to board the Charter at Half at Boston Logan International leading 24-0 and Boston's Finest told them No...go that way Tom is waiting for you and the 2nd half...and now you know the rest of the story! Now a date with Red Friday in Arrowhead with the smell of KC BBQ and the Arrowhead War Chant.

6. #REDFriday (4) 9-2: The Service Engine Soon light is on but not the Check Engine Light. If they lose to the Broncos on Sunday call the tow Truck or Triple A the Chiefs will need a new starter.

7. #Quest4SIX (10) 7-4: The Niners might have found themselves visiting #HTTR and RG3 and that Seahawks Game is coming soon.

8. #WhoDey (8) 7-4: On a bye week and watching the Drama unfold in the AFC North and they have to be thinking...the Steelers and Ravens coming again...Hot D*#n!

9. #BIRDgang (11) 7-4: The Arizona Cardinals are for real and they will make the NFC Wild Card and that leaves one more slot.

10. #BlueSwaggerCOLTS (6) 7-4: They got their backside handed to them in the Red Zone...can they bounce back from that slashing?

11. #LINC-iliscious (12) 6-5: Sitting in a Bye Week and they moved up...Can the eagles win the NFC East from the Cowboys?

12. #JerrysWorldTEXAS (15) 6-5: The Cowboys are right there and now they get Homecoming and the Raiders for Turkey Day 2K13...be careful them Raiders have a bite!

13. #RestoreTheROAR (9) 6-5: C'mon Man!

14. #CheeseHeads (18) 5-5-1: They tied the Vikes and keep Matt Flynn in Lambeau and no where else...

15. #BelieveInMONSTERS (13) 6-5: They are atrocious on "D"...can they fix that as the Offense is no longer the problem.

16. #STLRams (19) 5-6: They ambush the Bears as they have unleashed Charm City Native and the "Morgantown BLUR" in Tavon Austin.    

17. #OpryLandTITANS (25) 5-6: They are in if the Playoffs started Today...

18. #MenOfSTEEL (21) 5-6: Say it isn't so as they put themselves in Playoff Conversation now "Date Night" with the Purple Browns on Turkey Night....AFC North Drama!

19. #PurpleBROWNS (23) 5-6: Can the Ravens take care of the Steelers and put themselves in the AFC Wild Card Conversation?

20. #BOLTSNation (24) 5-6: Huge win in Arrowhead and can they build on that and stay in the AFC Wild Card Hunt?

21. #GangGREEN (14) 5-6: Hmmmm! Geno Smith has hit the Rookie Wall or for Jets Sake not the Mark Sanchise Wall!

22. #AQUABoys305 (16) 5-6: Phins let one slip vs the Panthers as $60 Million WR Mike Wallace should have caught that Pig w/Sauce late in the End Zone #ButterFingers

23. #RAIDERnation (20) 5-6: Can the beat the Cowboys with all "Eyes on the Cowboys" on Turkey Day?

24. #GMen (17) 4-7: That lost at home vs the Cowboys cost them a shot at the NFC East....

25. #DAWGpound (22) 4-7: They are heading back to familiar territory...what's new!

26. #FireTheCANNONS (28) 3-8: The Yucs trying to turn back to the Bucs are making a case for Schiano to keep his job...

27. #BILLSmafia (26) 4-7: Coming off a Bye Week and they drop...well does it matter that far in the rankings?

28. #HTTR (27) 3-8: What a disappointing year as you could see this coming as Kirk Cousins should have started the first 5-6 games as RG wasn't ready.      

29. #SKOLnation (29) 2-8-1: they tied the Packers in Lambeau...after blowing a 23-7 lead...meet and greet your 2K13 Vikings!

30. #JAGS (32) 2-9: They are making their move as we have a replacement at #32...

31. #AngryBirds404 (30) 2-9: Falcons are past a disappointment as they have to rebuild after a season removed from 13-3 and an NFC Championship Game at home...Unbelievable.

32. #BULLSOnParade (31) 2-9: They were really close to being 0-10 as they just won those first two at the end of regulation...#CowChips
   

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