Sep 3, 2013

9/03/2013 02:02:00 PM
It's back for a quick spin right before the start of the 2K13 NFL Season and just in time for September Hardball as the Races in the Show heat up. Talking "A Whole New Blue", Johnny Football, Mr. Clowney, 'Bama, LSU, Cowboys, Steelers, Ravens, Chicago Sky, Minnesota Lynx, your Mama, and your Cousin too...it's the Infamous "WHAT IF" Sports Scenarios from the Bluedude.

WHAT IF...Johnny Football did take the money and his so called Business Agent (his Dude) has the Cash...where would it be stashed it..the A&M Equipment Room or a Sorority House on College Station U Campus?

WHAT IF...the Jadeveon Clowney didn't have the camera on his every move...would they then say he takes plays off?

WHAT IF....Cowboys Coach Jason Garrett doesn't make the Playoffs...would he be fired or would Jerry and Stephen move him back to O-Coordinator?

WHAT IF...I said Elena Delle Donne was the best player in the WNBA...even better than Candace Parker, teammate Sylvia Fowles, and Maya Moore among others?

WHAT IF...Theo Epstein can't get the Cubs over the Hump at least a Winning Record...will the Ricketts fire him at the end of 2014 or will they let him fulfill his Contract of five years to 2017?

WHAT IF...I said the LSU Tigers Football Team as a whole is better than the 2012 version...would you agree?

WHAT IF... I said the New England Patriots will be 9-7 in 2013 and still won the AFC East...would you be shocked?

WHAT IF...I said the Super Bowl in Met Life NYC in February 2014 will be the 49ers vs the Steelers...would you Agree, Strongly Agree, Disagree, or Strongly Disagree? and that would be the Steelers on those four right?....Lol!

WHAT IF...the Knicks don't win the Championship like "Get Shots" JR Smith predicted...would Knicks Nation be surprised?

WHAT IF...the Red Legs of Cincy comeback and win the NL Central...would Redbird and Buccos Nation say their Boys choked?

WHAT IF...Roll Tide loses to Johnny Football and the Aggies on September 14th...would the Aggies jump into the Top 5 and would Johnny be back on the Heisman Track?

WHAT IF...Dodgers RHP Zack Greinke wins his last four starts and finish 17-3 and his ERA is below one in those starts...would he get the NL Cy Young over teammate Clayton Kershaw?

WHAT IF...the Chicago Sky meet the Minnesota Lynx in the WNBA Finals...would it be a safe bet to roll with the Lynx with the Trio of Augustus, Whalen, and Moore over Delle Done and Fowles?

WHAT IF...the Broncos, Patriots, or Ravens don't represent the AFC in the Super Bowl...who would you pick to win the AFC? Chiefs, Steelers, Texans, or Colts?

WHAT IF...the Red Wings come out the gate flying and lead "Ice Games" in Points through the All-Star Break...would it be because of ex-Sens Great Daniel "Alfie" Alfreddson?

WHAT IF...Dwight Howard of #REDnation fails to live up to expectations would it be thoroughly disappointing considering he has Camp Dream and Kevin McHale in his Corner?

WHAT IF...the Black Mamba comes back better than ever would there be suspicion of PED's Kobe may have taken to get back or is it just 2K13 advancement of Meds?

WHAT IF...I said the Bulls will win the East over the Heat and Gold Swagger...is that a fair Assessment or not?        

WHAT IF...I said Louisville QB "Teddy Bear" Bridgewater is the #1 QB Prospect in the 2K14 upcoming NFL Draft...would you agree?

WHAT IF...I said Haribo Gummy Bears > Black Forest Gummy Bears would you agree for those of you who are Gummy Bear Heads?

WHAT IF...I said that new KD V Scooby Doo is not as good a the KD IV or KD III....is that true or false?

WHAT IF...the Ravens blow out the Broncos on Opening Night this Thursday and Ordinary Joe throws for 400 plus yards and Manning Mile High for 300 plus yards...will they say "Now we live in a time of Flacco"?

WHAT IF...I said Lady Gaga is better than Adele...would you agree or is that two entirely different genres? The Bluedude loves them both!

WHAT IF...I Said Lam Lam formerly of "Khloe & Lamar" was closer to Homecoming PHENE than Homecoming KING...would you agree? Lam Lam get clean the Bluedude's pullin' for you!

WHAT IF...Derrick Rose is invited to King James Wedding...would he accept or decline with no Reply? Hahahahaha! Keep that edge D-Rose...No New Friends!

WHAT IF...I said the ADIzero Hero D-Rose and Uncle Russ of Jordan Brand were numbers one and two in the Point God Hierarchy in the Logo...would you agree?... and take that CP3 of Lob City and stay in the slow lane! D-Rose and Westbrook Supporters throw your Middle Finger Up and be inspired!

WHAT IF...I said the Bluedude has moves like JAGGER...would you say Yes...or who in the hell is this Goof?

A Bluedude Sportstalk Original...the Award-Winning "WHAT IF" Sports Scenarios of September sponsored...WHAT IF...Jerry re-hires Jimmy and you know where I am going with this!     


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