SQUEEZE the ORANGE....Let's be HONEST....the Teams in the LOGO that have NO SHOT at Larry O'BRIEN nor getting a CHAMPIONSHIP Parade.....PARADE ROUTES to be Cancelled in the 2012 NBA Playoffs

I am just going to cut to the chase no sense in sitting around getting excited and your hopes up high for your team when realistically they have No Shot at Larry O'Brien. the BLUEDUDE is also in this group as when the ADIzero Hero of the WEST SIDE STORY Report went down so did the Parade and Celebration in Grant Park Chicago. Even though the Bulls never have a Parade it sounds good doesn't it.

The things I see on Social Media has me thinking why waste Facebook time or Tweets when you can just move on to the next sports if you follow others. Don't get it twisted I am not giving up on my Team #SeeRED and #BullsNation but I am a realist...we have No Shot now and there are around 11 more teams outside of the Bulls that will be on this list as well.

Squeeze the Orange 2012 LOGO Parade Routes to be cancelled is sponsored by....If your Organization and Team is on this list..don't waste time worrying about something that is not going to happen....put your attention to the 2012 NBA Draft in late June:

5-8 Seeds and your Fans...you know better than to think you have a Shot....does it say March Madness 2012 or NBA Playoffs Win or Go to the Flat?  And in the East it was 3-8 until Down goes D-Rose...Down goes D-Rose.

#8 West Utah JAZZ: Call the Mayor of Salt Lake Mr. Ralph Becker and tell him that we can go ahead and cancel anything Jazz related in June for Downtown and let's hit Park City and those Mountains.

NOTE: A number 8 Seed in the Playoffs is worse than a #16 seed in March Madness and a #7 seed in the Log is like the Play-In Teams.

#8 East Philly SIXERS: They may have Team #SeeRED on the Hooks but guess what..Have a Cheese steak with Mayor Michael A. Nutter and enjoy. Iggy or Evan grab me a 4XL at Mitchell and Ness Nostalgia...1998 Scottie Pippen Road red with '98 Finals Patch on Left Shoulder....losers. Broad Street your Open all summer for traffic.

#7 West Dallas MAVS: Owner Mark Cuban paid for his Own parade last year and now the only thing to do is a Serenade for Larry O'Brien when he  leaves before the end of next week. Still the BLUEDUDE's Fav Owner outside of the Rooney's and tell Mayor Mike Rawlings that he and the BLUEDUDE will do Lunch in Lower Greenville soon. Young Street, Houston Street, Continental Avenue and Victory Avenue and Plaza your open fro Biz...Than You.

#7 East New York KNICKS: This is a fun one because they might have the biggest Following on Twitter so when the Knicks lose by Week's End Twitter might have a glitch. Spike Lee and Mayor Bloomberg..you can always lean on the Bombers or G-Men. Time Square and 5th Avenue you didn't need that headache anyway......

#6 West Denver NUGGETS: They are building something special in Denver and my guy Coach Karl is getting it done. But to play the LAKEshow with the Twin Towers 2K12...Drew and the Spaniard is one tall order literally and figuratively speaking. Cancel them Routes on 16th Avenue and Broadway Street and tell Mayor Michael B. Hancock to put any Parade Plans up until 2020.

#6 East Orlando MAGIC: I wonder if they would go to the Magic Kingdom also or Disney would probably tell the Magic NO...too  much Cash to be made. Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer.....you can relax for the rest of your term.....it's Safe.

#5 West LA CLIPPERS: The Mayor of LA..Antonio Villaraigosa has had enough footing the bill for the Lakers Parades and to foot the bill for the Clippers he would probably tell them to have something small in Staples Blue and Red. But why worry about something that is Buck Rogers and the 25th Century away.....Luv Ya Lob City

#5 East Atlanta HAWKS: Mayor Kasim Reed....The Braves before the Hawks or the Dirty Birds so let's go to Victory Hot Dogs..the BLUEDUDE and you....and talk about The Taste of Atlanta 2014...we need something in June in Atlanta.

#4 West Memphis GRIZZLIES: Look Forward Z-BO Randolph doesn't need a Parade to let him know it's a Party. Mayor A.C. Wharton you have that Memphis in May BBQ Festival that brings Cash in so why foot the bill for the Grizz parade...and why even think of such a thing.

#4 East Boston CELTICS: They may think they have a chance but the Patriots will be the next to have a Parade for anyone else in Beantown. Mayor Thomas Menino knows he may have to pay for something at some point but it won't be next month.

#3 East Indiana PACERS: Yeah right....the Colts had the last Parade they will have their in at least the next 8-10 years. Mayor Greg Ballard isn't worried about a Pacers or a Colts parade anytime soon he just hopes they make enough Cash for the City and the Businesses for now....and logical thinking.

#1 East Chicago BULLS: To say before D-Rose was hurt they had as good a shot as anyone. Now they may not get to the 2nd Round. Mayor Rahm Emanuel has to be Sick like all the other Chicagoans like myself. I hate to go here but it is reality and nothing else. Grant park will be used in Late June 2012 but not for a bulls Celebration....the taste of Chicago

PARADE ROUTE still intact for Winning Time 2012........

#3 West LA LAKERS: They have Kobe, Drew, and the Spaniard.....
#1 East Miami HEAT: They have King JAMES and his two expensive Caddy's
#2 West OK City THUNDER: Durant, Uncle Russ, and Harden...right there
#1 West San Antonio SPURS: POPS, Dunc, TP8, and Manu...enough said

Are there any Questions, Comments, or Concerns with this Analysis.......Thanks and....GOOD DAY