LOGO WATCH #42...KNICKS go STAT 2 STITCHES down 2-0 and they call FIREMAN Bill and the Paramedics...It won't be the last time KNICKS call for Help in this Series

The Heat get Knicks best shot as expected but there is a couple of Problems...the Heat have King James and Wade County and the Knicks have 'Melo then you throw in Bosh...it's a 3 on 1 Gus Macker Tournament.

The Heat open up a 2-0 lead as expected as the Knicks show some pride after the Heat buried the Knicks Sunday by Patrick Ewing...33. The heat were led by Wade County's 25 and Bosh's 21. The Knicks get 30 from the Bully and 18 from Stat but the Knicks just don't have enough Firepower period

And to compound the 2-0 deficit for the Knicks...reportedly Knicks PF Amare' STAT Stoudamire punches a Fire Extinguisher Case and cut his non shooting hand so bad they had to call the paramedics to the Heat Locker Room. No Knick did anything after that 33 point shellacking they received Saturday but Club MANSION was jumping with then Knicks Players all over the Fliers.

What STAT did was utterly ridiculous and the Knicks should fine him and not pay him every game he misses in the playoffs (which will be 2 more). Amare has around $18,217,705.00 (salary for 2011-12) reasons and he is obligated to Team and family first so for him to do that it's not even bonehead. Call the Sopranos and throw his A** in the Hudson wrapped in Plastic with a Fire Extinguisher. Stat's new nickname is Fireman Amare or does that sound too soft or how 'bout DUFESMIRTZ 1 or the MSG Misfit.

The Knicks are now 2-0 down and a Man Down because he wants to punch glass. I could see if that was Dwight Howard aka Superman of Mouse Town because he isn't that bright either but Stat before you go to the Doc. Do Not..I repeat...Do Not pick up any NY Papers or listen to the radio or watch the TV...just head to Doc's Office to look at your left mitt.

Heat up 2-0 as they head to the Big Jonathan for Game 3 and 4. As for Stat he is day-to-day until told otherwise. And 'Melo says, " I didn't see anything or Hear anything". I bet you if the Reporter told 'Melo you can't get more than 20 shots next game unless you tell me something...Melo would have said, " It happened right in front of me and I say STAT hit the Wall not the Glass. Damn..STAT..I should put that on Instgram or Twitpic". Melo walking away from Stat...,"You Dumb as He** for that my dawg...just dumb...now we are getting Swept"...Blame it on Stat..Melo.