SQUEEZE the ORANGE NBA March 19th NBA Power Rankings...Is it a BULL'S Market...the Battle for the NBA'S #1 Overall Seed

With just under 20 or so games to play in the REGULAR Season in the LOGO Teams are starting to scramble a little. In the EAST it is a 2 Team Race for the #1 Seed as the WEST SIDE Story Report led by ADIzero POINT GOD D-Rose tries to hold off the BOTTOM...Ocean Drive Click led by Mr. INCREDIBLE and FROzone.

In the WEST the THUNDER have cooled off a little but they are the FAVORITES not the Heavy Favorites they were once thought to be earlier in the season. The SPURS and LAKERS have both found their MOJO and they will be tough outs as the LAKEshow back court goes from Sanford and Son to the LITTLE RASCALS in fell swoop by NBA Trade Deadline. Out is D-FISH as Fred Sanford and in is BLAKE and SESSIONS aka SPANKY and BUCKWHEAT.

Squeeze the Orange NBA Power Rankings for MARCH 19th sponsored by MID-Summer Weather in the 'GO might mean come June through August it will be HOTTIE HOT and I know the upcoming NBA Playoffs will be CALIENTE:

1. BULLS (3) 37-10: They beat the 305 BOYZ without D-ROSE and now the have the look of come get me and we are waiting for you. The BULLS tried to get the SPANIARD out of the LAKEshow to no avail but did they really need to make a change. We will soon find out as the BULLS are the NBA's BEST in the Regular season again.

2. THUNDERup (2) 34-11: They were rumored to be getting SUGAR RAY from the CELTICS for Thabo SEFOLOSHA and it never materialized due partly because of SEFOLOSHA'S Injuries. Anyway the THUNDER must stay healthy and they will be the #1 Seed in the WEST come WINNING TIME.

3. HEAT (1) 33-11: They are on some type of cruise control now but make no mistake about it the Defending Eastern Conference Champion will have no problem finding that switch when TEDDY P says...TURN'EM OFF. KING JAMES should be the NBA's MVP and WADE COUNTY and BOSH will be All-NBA. Can they beat the BULLS with no Home Court Advantage....they did it last season but it's a new season.

4. SPURS (4) 29-14: Some things don't change they were #4 seed in the Poll in early MARCH and since have gone a modest 5-3 an still on the heels of the OK City Corral. MANU is the one guy that puts them in a spot to say...WE CAN BEAT ALL COMERS in the WEST and CHALLENGE anyone for the Dallas MAVERICKS Throne...MANU is that GOOD.

5. LAKERS (8) 28-17: They got young in the back court with the addition of SESSIONS which ultimately makes KOBE look younger. The LAKERS have DREW and GASOL to go with a MIX and MATCH of POINTS, SNIPERS, and CUSTODIANS. I thought Jim BUSS would mess something up at trade deadline and he really did a nice job not taking anything away from the LAKERS' Roster and getting younger where the LAKERS had to....LOOKOUT Below STAPLES is still all about the LAKEshow until further notice.

6. MAGIC (11) 29-17: DWIGHT is GONE..no DWIGHT is staying.....going..staying....staying...going. Up until the 12 o'clock hour the MAGIC and the DEVOS Family decide to keep their SUPERMAN for now and the 2012 NBA Free Agent Market is officially called...The JOKER...D-WILL 8 of the NETS...Runs this MARKET. All is well if the MAGIC can make a run at D-WILL and if not the MAGIC will be the same for the next few years...REAL TALK...and going no where.

7. GRIZZLIES (12) 25-18: Throw the Record out I just like what they are doing right now and they will be a TOUGH Out in Winning Time and if they can get a somewhat healthy Z-BO back in time to get some regular season games under him before the PLAYOFFS....the GRIZZ are back in town.....the GRIZZ are back in town and HOT on BEALE STREET.

8. PACERS (5) 25-18: In neutral there for a minute coming out of All-Star Break but they are as dangerous as anyone in the EAST and they have the BIG ONE in the MIDDLE....Mr. HIBBERT. Can the PACERS stay in the 4-5 seed area and play the winner of that series get the HEAT in the 2nd Round will be the question.

9. 76ERS (9) 25-20: Remember when they started out really hot and I said they had a soft schedule and a lot of HOME GAMES. Well fast forward to about 2 and a half weeks and they have been playing at or near .500 ball largely due to playing better teams and away from BROAD Street. They still are youthful, athletic, fast, and a problem come post-season.

10. CLIPPERS (6) 26-19: They still look like Old Clippers a little as we head towards the end of the season. Doesn't look like the BLAKEshow is wearing down and CP3 has an injury bug somewhere? And also they have VINNY coaching and if it was VINNY from Jersey Shore I would actually give them a shot to get to the WEST Finals.

11. DALLAS (7) 26-20: I hope the MAVS are doing what i think they may be doing as in slowing down and staying healthy for a another DEEP Playoff run. The MAVS have definitely throttled down and it looks like if they stay in the 3-6 seed range they will be playing the GRIZZ or TEAM STAPLES....not good.

12. HAWKS (15) 26-19: anyone seen the $120 million Man and I know you have seen the $50 million man in J-SMOOVE 5. This is part of the reason the HAWKS are in disarray because of the $120 Million Man is null and void. When Big AL HORFORD went down and J-SMOOVE 5 was their next best player JJ's security blanket was gone. The HAWKS need a SHOT of DEER ANTLER into the HIT FACTORY in the 404 other than that...FLAT LINE___________________________________ with NO ONE to call for help

13. NUGGETS (14) 25-20: Watch the SODA POP Boyz they have added talented CUSTODIAN Wilson CHANDLER to the MIX and Dino should be back at 100% soon. The NUGGETS will be a formidable opponent once they can get CHANDLER back into the fold and they have plenty of weapons and firepower moving forward.

14a. CELTICS (15) 23-21: Where do they go..RONDO is still there as is the TRUTH, SUGAR RAY, and the BIG TICKET who were all rumored at one point in a Blockbuster Deal. the C's will most likely play the HEAT in the 1st Round or maybe even the MAGIC but does it matter.

14b. JAZZ (NR) 23-22: They have MILSAP, Big AL Jefferson, and D.H. at the Point....throw in KINDERCARE'S KANTER and BURKS and you are very young. The JAZZ in 2012-13 will be a problem and Coach CORBIN and Assistant Jeff HORNACEK know this.....MAAAAN.

15. SUNS (NR) 23-22: They have won their last 8 of 10 and they have found a nice rotation that includes former FEAR the DEER Southpaw SNIPER Michael REDD of HIGH STREET COLUMBUS Ohio Fame. Can the SUNS keep playing at this level to where they could be somewhat effective in WINNING TIME remains to be seen. Point GOD NASHty still doing damage and OHHHH if he went to Gotham City Last Season with MDA the KNICKS would be talking NASH saved MSG like Leonardo almost saved the TITANIC...right?

16. BUCKS (NR) 20-24: They have the new back court and the KNICKS do not belong anywhere near the RANKINGS until they fix that mess. Do you realize the BUCKS could be the 8th Seed and throw MISSISSIPPI Lightning MONTA and the BEER Town LEFTY B-JENNINGS at the MADHOUSE on MADISON. That could be a short term problem.

the SKINNY: With 20 or so more games to go the CREAM has risen to the TOP and the PRETENDERS are in the JELLO and JIGGLING in the SUB-ZERO. The NBA Trade Deadline meant nothing and I think at one point the BLUEDUDE was rumored to be going to BLOG for the KNICKS and shut down the WEST SIDE Story Report and the METS will win the NL EAST.

Now let's play that TRACK...LOOK at these RUMORS around the BLUEDUDE everyday.......I just need some time..some time to get away...#BULLSnation #TEAMBulls #WestSideStoryReport...let's start hash tag #Team7Chips....you know the BLUEDUDE is Verified.