SQUEEZE the ORANGE...If the NBA Playoffs started TODAY...Whose in DEEP DEEP Trouble with their current Match Up?

I know it's NCAA Bracket Time and MARCH Madness but IF the NBA Playoffs were to start TODAY where would your TEAM be and would they be in DEEP DEEP trouble with their current Match Up?

The KNICKS have fallen on REALITY and now I wonder if you ask Former POINT GOD turned NBA Veteran Baron "B-DIDDY" DAVIS if the KNICKS would win the CHAMPIONSHIP he would probably say on NBA LIVE 2K12. The CELTICS are 4-1 since the ALL-STAR Break but embark on a 8-Game Road Trip that includes the 1st 2 games at STAPLES Center Purple and Gold and Red and Blue.

The WEST has the OK City Thunder running away with the CROWN and watch the SPURS. The MAVERICKS have all of a sudden hit the wall and that is partly due to the FACT of their AGE and that CHAMPIONSHIP Run that had last season they look they need a MOTEL instead of a REST Stop.

We have about a little over a month and a half to go in the SEASON and If the WINNING TIME started right now where would your TEAM be and would they have any chance of advancing sponsored by EMAIL your TEM and tell them your canceling SEASON TICKETS if things don't change and you need a meeting with the TEAM:

NOTE: Current conference seed in parenthesis

EAST

(1) WEST SIDE Story Report vs (8) the Big GRANNY SMITH KNICKS

KNICKS would be SWEPT at the rate they are playing now. The BULLS would put them HAVE NOTS in the HUDSON, Lake MICHIGAN, and since we are flying over the GREAT LAKES in the SERIES all the GREAT LAKES. KNICKS Fans what happened to LINNING, and MELO, and wait until we get BARON playing, and Earl J.R. SMITH not hooping but sleeping with 2 MIC former RAPPER'S Jumpoffs. LINsanity hell INSANITY Asylum is what they should call MSG you look like ONE FLEW OVER the CUCKOO's NEST KNICKS minus HERRRRRRE's JOHNNY Jack NICHOLSON. And if the KNICKS were a RETAIL STORE FRONT the BULLS would SMASH and GRAB.

(2) OCEAN Drive Contingent vs (7) GREEN TEAM

The HEAT would destroy these DUDES and they want to trade DOUBLK R RONDO. Trade him DANNY BOY and the HEAT would beat you y an average of 40 yeah I said it. KING JAMES is the best played in the MILKY WAY GALAXY and when the HEAT are going it's like Dr. OZ with his TIPS on OPRAH....EVERYTHING OZman says is a SLAM DUNK.

(3) the MAGIC KNGDOM Click vs (6) the Big PEACH DROP

The ONLY Question now is do the MAGIC still have DWIGHT come Winning Time? Then do the HAWKS still have their 2nd Best Player now that Al HORFORD is gone for the season in J-SMOOVE 5? They guys play each other every year and if you miss a game or two you miss absolutely NOTHING. As of right now the MAGIC would have the edge simply because they have the BEST PLAYER in the SERIES in Dwight.

(4) BROAD Street PHILLY HOOP SQUAD vs NAPtown USA BALLERS

This might be the best 1st round series in the 1st round on both sides of the ledger minus if the STAPLES Center doesn't turn into the BATTLE of the CITY of ANGELS. The TEAM with homecourt advantage would probably win the series. But the PACERS as far as experience would have the edge and they have Big ROY HIBBERT in the MIDDLE. The edge would go to the PACERS aka the NAPtown USA BALLERS.

WEST

(1) THUNDERup vs (8) ROCKET City

Once the THUNDER come out the LOCKER ROOM and they are at FULL FORCE...the SEREIS is over for the ROCKETS. Yes the ROCKETS get a little NBA Cred for getting in but don't blink or this series would be over. DURANT 66, Uncle RUSS, and that fake BL**D in James HARDEN.....quit throwin' up that STUFF HARDEN HARD COURT Gangsta...keep it in the GYM.

(2) Remember the AT&T Center vs (7) SODA POP Boyz

The SPURS would actually NOT want this matchup because when the NUGGETS are healthy they are a TOP 4 Team in the WEST and if they get Wilson CHANDLER back they will be in the MIX. the ONLY thing not in the SODA POP Boyz favor is if MANU is back and healthy as when he is going he is a TOP 5 Cover in WINNING TIme in the LOGO Period. I would roll with the SPURS solely based on COACH POPPS....the BEST X and O Orchestrator in the LOGO.

(3) CLIPjoint vs (6) DEEP ELLUM Crew BIG D

The CLIPPERS would be in unchartered territory and that's why I would give the edge to the MAVERICKS and that EYE of the CHAMPS. ......MUSIC Please.....EYE of the CHAMPS. The BLAKEshow and CP3 and all that for a FUSION called LOB City is all cute with a BOW on it and who had DIRKiliscious. That is exactly what I am talking about because if the matchup is so @Swish41 is coming at the Tunnel and CLIPS Good Luck. The Only thing the CLIPS have going for them is my DUDE Trainer J.P. aka PEABUT BUTTER...Jason POWELL from EAST BAY...and that's it.

(4) LAKEshow vs (5) BEALE Street BOYZ aka FED EX Ground

If the GRIZZ get a 90% Z-BO back minus the GREEN MAN they would be in trouble. This is a MATCH UP the LAKERS would not want in the 1st Round because Tony ALLEN would have the BLACK MAMBA punching the CLOCK for overtime trying to get more shots and lil SPaniard in the middle. Put all that together for the GRIZZ and who on the LAKEshow guards RUDY and not the one in SOUTH BEND Indiana with that gold helmet on either. The EDGE right now would go to the GRIZZ and sorry STAPLES Purple and Gold you need to make a TRADE by this FRIDAY March 15th for the BLUEDUDE to see otherwise.

the SKINNY: The Series that wouldn't be worth a HILL of VANKAMP's Pork & Beans would be the HEAT, THUNDER, and BULLS series and rightfully so as they are the 3 Favorites to get Mr. O'BREIN from Dallas MAVERICKS Owner Mark CUBAN's Hands.

The Match Ups that the HIgher seeds DO NOT want are the 76ERS, CLIPPERS, and LAKERS. These are bad match ups for TEAMS and they would either MOVE up one or BACK one to have a better chance of advancing.

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