SPURS PG TONY PARKER and DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES' EVA LONGORIA SPLIT.......PLUS TOP 5 CHICK LABELS FROM PRO ATHLETES

FIRST IMAGINE THIS..............an NBA PLAYER cheating on his wife...............now the BLUEDUDE in no way, shape, or form condones these actions. NOT CALLING OUT MR. PARKER and/or EVA LONGORIA but you know more is going to come out......right.

Now she has stated that it was irreconcilable differences that the divorce came to fruition. Rumored to have caught him red-handed......DAMN TONY..........ISLEY BROTHERS HIT IT...........BETWEEN THE SHEETS......I don't know but nothing good comes out of this right?

HERE'S A PROFFESIONAL ATHLETE's CHICK LABELS they deal with:

1. SIDELINE CHICK: She has everything the #1 has but the 24/7 time and kids
2. LOWER BOWL RESERVED CHICK: Has some of the benefits of sideline but won't be seen in restaurants and road trips
3. UPPER DECK CHICK: no benefits....just some me time
4. STANDING ROOM ONLY CHICK: gosh i just wish he would come by sometimes...he will.......about once every three months FOR ...............
5. ROAD DAWG CHICK: From a fan's standpoint......Man IS THAT HIS WIFE?...she has everything #1 has and sideline and gets the benefit of wining and dining on the road and even the players on his team team KNOWS WHO SHE IS on trips......this is the one. AND SHE IS USUALLY JAW-DROPPING

Know reportedly LONGORIA wants SPOUSAL SUPPORT and she made a sum of $9 million greenbacks last year and TP8 made $13 Million last year.......And she wants what?........................MAN DAWG....this will be a fight.

AND the CHICK LABELS are kinda what the BLUEDUDE has seen from a far working in the NBA....not calling the kettle black....but calling it like I see it........LOOK it's hard to be living in that tax bracket and not have some skeletons..

TP8 didn't pull a TIGER WOODS and I am not saying what was allegedly going on is true........but if you do not have to go down that road....don't go...THEN YOU CAN HAVE ALL THOSE CHICKS I COVERED UP TOP BY YOURSELF WITH NO LEGAL RAMIFICATIONS....YA DIG.........THE BLUEDUDE IS A FAMILY SHOW...BUT I HAD TO GET THAT OF MY CHEST.........OH........AND IT'S LIKE WOMEN NEVER CHEAT.....RIGHT?

AND TONE YOU NEED THE ....DIP PHONE...AND QUIT LIVING THAT.........CHAMPAGNE LIIIFE