CRIMSON TIDE comes Rollin' into Arkansas to face HOGS and BIG TEX

Middle of September every year in the South signals one thing........SEC FOOTBALL............the best in the BLUEDUDE'S opinion of any college football in the land. See in the SEC there are no gimmes from top to bottom in the conference and every week there is a good ole southern tussle. This week is no different you have two coaches that thought the grass was greener on the other side in going from college to the NFL and subsequently back to college in Nick Saban and Bobby Petrino.

This Saturday, September 25, 2010 it will be #1 ALABAMA @ #10 ARKANSAS for bragging rights early in the season in the SEC. You see what THE BLUEDUDE is Cooking? This is every week in the SEC where you have top 25 teams facing each other week in and week out. And the best tailgating of any football game I have ever seen including SUNDAY Football. THE SEC GETS DOWNNNNN...............
Let's breakdown this marquee match up on Saturday:

FOR BAMA TO WIN: Ok it is no secret what Coach Saban and the Tide want to do. They first and foremost want to control the trenches on both sides of the ball. They want to control the clock which means that two headed monster lead by 2009 Heisman winner Rb Mark Ingram and even better Rb Trent Richardson. And then the defense wants to attack 2010 Heisman Leader Ryan Mallett up the middle and get him out of the pocket where he is not most effective. I also think BAMA WR Julio Jones can attack Arkansas' Secondary on the outside.

FOR HOGS TO WIN: Stop the BAMA running game and try to control the trenches as well. If they Keep the BAMA offense off the field it will open things up for the #1 pick in the 2011 NFL Draft QB RYAN "BIG TEX" MALLETT from TEXARKANA, ARKANSAS. YEAH I said it "BIG TEX" from the Arkansas side of TEXARKANA. Hell they say everything is bigger in TEXAS hahhahahahahahaha.

At 6'6" and about 240 BIG ONES ,I mean MAN-SIZED with a cannon-arm, I could see MR. MALLETT in the NEW DAWG POUND in Cleveland, or the Black Hole in East bay, Bison City at old Orchard Park Stadium, and even in Jacksonville, FLA where every year they have "THE BIGGEST COCKTAIL PARTY IN THE WORLD" BULLDOGS & GATORS. Those are some of the destinations for MR. Mallett come Spring. And to Washington's QB JAKE LOCKER, you too will be in the mix for those cities as well so boys enjoy the college life because it is on a whole different level when it is time to "PLAY FOR PAY ON SUNDAY"( direct deposit non-negotiable is in each player's mailbox every Monday i think in the NFL Season).

If BAMA can't keep Mallett and the HOGS off the field on Saturday the CRIMSON TIDE will be taking an L for LOOOOOOSER and that will open the SEC race wide open for others and the give the HOGS a leg up up having already beat Georgia at UGA last Saturday.

Just Imagine if Michigan, MAIZE & BLUE, ANN ARBOR you know, chose a Michigan Man to run that Pro-Style Power I they would still have " BIG TEX ", who played there his freshman year. When now Head Coach Rich Rodriguez came in and reportedly told Mallett this is the Offense I am running and I don't think it is quite suited for your talents so Mallett Broke Camp and went back to MAMA house probably said hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................WHO NEEDS A 6'6" 240 EL BEES OF QB ON THEIR ROSTER?............. OH FAYETTEVILLE SAID, " C'MON HOME BIG TEX". And he and they glad he did come back to ARKANSAS (R- CAN- SAS).

WINNER: HOGS IN A RUNAWAY UPSET