BOLTS, JETS, COLTS,'BOYS, 9ERS, AND BENGALS all losers week 1 and how many analysts had these teams going to ..............

It was week 1 in the NFL and none of the losers surprised me at all. Every year analysts make these picks based on the givens, TV Shows( YEAH IMAGINE THAT LIKE HARDKNOCKS HBO), and last years stats which at this point mean absolutely hog wash. Did anyone out there think the New Bengals were going to go to Foxboro and beat the Brady-led Pats hell no. I know Philly, McNabb didn't take you to the promise land but things will get dicey in the CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE this year, OH and did JAWS take you there ? Yeah I didn't think so but hell y'all treat him like he is ROCKY.

The biggest surprise all weekend was the BOLTS and 9ers losing to teams that on paper had no real shot of winning these games but that's why we lineup and get down. Todd Haley has NEW ARROWHEAD rockin' and watching the game i was looking for the Late Great DT Derrick Thomas #58, Neil Smith #90, #31 Priest Holmes, Tony Gonzalez #88, and just a host of other Chiefs there doing it Like It's 1999.

Then Mike Singletary led his group to the Great Northwest and got ambushed literally. Didn't see that coming but it looks like Hawks Coach Pete Carroll learned something from USC and Stints in the NFL with the Pats and Jets and has things looking up for the the 12th Zone.

The BLUEDUDE saw the Texans taking it to the Colts but not so much on the ground to the tune of Practice Squad non-drafted Rocky Top back Arian Foster. He looked like The Baltimore Raven Jamal Lewis. What a MAN-SIZED effort against a very small but quick Colts Defense led by Bookends Freeney and Mathis, MLB Gary Brackett, and S Bob Sanders. But Texans don't forget this is 1/16th of the season still a lot of football and don't think you will surprise teams the cat is out the bag.

This brings me to the JETS AND COWBOYS..............just thinkin.............................thinking a little more...................................OK a couple of things. When does Coach Wade Phillips lose his job? When does Jason "IT NEVER LOOKS LIKE I HAVE CONTROL OF ANYTHING" Garrett get the job? Be Careful Jerry and I play a lot of MADDEN 2011 why don't yall just RUN THE BALL? I know you have Tony Romo and good recievers but just run the ball and the passing game will open up even more. DAMN Dallas you need to look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself who are we before you are at the Superbowl Parties instead of hearing about them on game week.

REALITY SHOWS. What are they? Are they real people acting or being themselves because the camera is rolling. DAMN you see what you started MTV REAL WORLD. Steve Sabol and NFL Films came up with a great idea of HARDKNOCKS but it's like the MADDEN CURSE has anyone on this reality show won a superbowl? I Think not. Styling and Profiling gets you Nothin. Buyer beware. And who and the F*** annointed the JETS a top the AFC? JOE WILLY SANCHEZ threw 11 td's and 22 picks last year. The Colts let you in the front door when yall had the U-Hauls backed up at the meadowlands to end the season. And then the JETS add guys like this: WR Santonio Holmes, CB Antonio " WHAT ARE JIMMY'S " Cromartie ( THEY AINT DONUTS AND SURE AND THE HELL AIN'T A SANDWICH), WR Braylon " I COULD BE WR ROY WILLIAMS OF DALLAS ..........YOU ARE" Edwards, La Danian " I am with a better Organization Now" and "Sanchez reminds me of a young Drew Brees" Tomlinson. Then someone says the 2010-2011 Jets Roster is the most talented in the league. You Look at that list these are Superstars and grant it LT was a couple of years ago but most of these guys are CASTOFFS for better words. And JETS quit makin reality shows because the season has started and this is REAL S***.

To Coach rex Ryan I know this is week one , BUT YOUR JETS RESIDE IN THE BIG APPLE so word to the wise don't talk so much expectations are just playing in NYC don't add to the pot or stir it. Is the BLUEDUDE counting these teams out? no. But the HOTSeat Is burnin, I mean smokin , I mean HOTTIE HOT.