The most anticipated NBA Free Agency maybe ever not because the names that are and were out there but the Teams vying for that one player or two players that can take them from the Outhouse to the Penthouse or shall I say the Titanic to the Love Boat!
As we get into this edition of the "Logo Watch" Secure the Bag Edition as the Dead Presidents they are shelling out are bigger than Instant Lottery Winnings who won and is headed to the Love Boat? The in-between teams are Life Raft moving! Then who lost and is on that sinking ship the Titanic? Then there is the Abyss the team or teams that had the fan base feeling all wet inside only to wake up and find themselves in Death Valley Arizona dry as you know what!
Last but not least the luxury Speed Boat (NBKL0002 dba New Balance Kawhi Leonard Jersey #2) manned by the "Klaw" Kawhi Leonard himself and Mike Lowry (Bad Boys) loaded with Sham-Pag-Na, the Larry O'Brien, and no Mobile Device...as it could be the Lake Show, the Clips, or the defending World Champion Dinosaurs of the Six and only the "Klaw" knows!
As we get into this edition of the "Logo Watch" Secure the Bag Edition as the Dead Presidents they are shelling out are bigger than Instant Lottery Winnings who won and is headed to the Love Boat? The in-between teams are Life Raft moving! Then who lost and is on that sinking ship the Titanic? Then there is the Abyss the team or teams that had the fan base feeling all wet inside only to wake up and find themselves in Death Valley Arizona dry as you know what!
Last but not least the luxury Speed Boat (NBKL0002 dba New Balance Kawhi Leonard Jersey #2) manned by the "Klaw" Kawhi Leonard himself and Mike Lowry (Bad Boys) loaded with Sham-Pag-Na, the Larry O'Brien, and no Mobile Device...as it could be the Lake Show, the Clips, or the defending World Champion Dinosaurs of the Six and only the "Klaw" knows!
Logo Watch
"Secure the Bag"
Edition
presents
NBA Free Agency 2k19
LOVE BOAT
(pictured KD (left) and Kyrie dba Flatbush Hoops)
@BrooklynNets #WeGoHard
Uncle Drew, Easy Money Sniper, and DeAndre the Lob City Giant
@Sixers #HereTheyCome
Big Al, Uncle Tobias, Cousin J-Rich 2.0
@Celtics #CUsRise
Kemba from Storrs U, Tacko Fall (Undrafted FA)
@Jazz #TeamIsEverything
Memphis Dry Rub Special dba Mike Conley Jr., Professional Ed, Sniper Bogdanovic
@Blazers #RipCity
Mr. Hassan Whiteside
@Magic #PureMagic
Vucevic, T-Ross, Al Faraq-Aminu
LIFE RAFT
@Bucks #FearTheDeer
K-Middle...
@Lakers #LakeShow
The Brow...
@Heat #HeatCulture
Jimmy Buckets...
@DallasMavs #MFFL
@KPorzee, Olynyk Clinic, NBA Jam Derrick Jones, Dwight Powell from the Farm...
@Clippers #ClipperNation
Westside Pat Bev...maybe the "Klaw"
@Pacers #Pacers #GoldSwagger
Malcolm Brogdon, Silence of the Lambs (Jeremy), D.C. retires
@Warriors #DubNation
Klay-Metheus
@Warriors #DubNation
Klay-Metheus
TITANIC
@Rockets #RunAsOne
GM Morey, CP3 vs The Beard #13
@Suns #TimeToRise
La Pistola Rubio
@Pistons #DetroitBasketball
D-Rose
The
ABYSS
@NYKnicks #NewYorkForever
No Uncle Drew, No KD, Stephen A. crying 24-7-365
@ChicagoBulls #BullsNation
Thad Ex (Thaddeus Young) from Memphis, TN Booker T. Washington H.S.
@Hornets #Hornets30
Scary Terry Rozier, M.J. (Owner)
SPEED BOAT
#NBKL0002
Kawhi the "Klaw" with Options as he heads to the Bahamas with Mike Lowry...
360 Degrees
Nets GM Marks and Lead Man Atkinson "Runs the N.Y.C."...it's like the Brooklyn Dodgers never left Ebbets Field in Flatbush and headed to Chavez Ravine L.A.!
76ers rolling but no Sir Charles Barkley they are not the team to beat until I see what the "Klaw" does and I see Ben Simmons hitting 10 Money Balls with Defense...
The C's get UConn's Kemba Walker as the Locker Room and Team is Secure now with a real leader and not taking shots just calling it like I see it...
Conley Jr. alone gives the Jazz hope as Donovan Mitchell runs the "2" undersized with size 17 feet...yes them Three-Stripes he wears are Boats...
Rip City with No Jusuf Nurkic for the foreseeable future grabs Hassan Whiteside and that's "Big" as Dame Dolla wins the "Portland is Weird" Mega Millions...like he should have!
O-Magic retains Nikola Vucevic and T-Ross and adds former Rip City Janitor Faraq-Aminu...
Lakers might get rescued or might have a hole in the Raft...it all depends on Kawhi if he rescues them him and Mike Lowry in the Speed Boat!
Heat grabs Jimmy Buckets but loses everyone else but the Heat Dancers...oh my!
Mavs get K-Porzee and I like Dwight from Stanford and Canada as Cuban and Donnie Nelson go Operation "Over the Big Pond" to grab their Franchise Dudes...watch yourself Mavs!
Bucks secure All-Star Kris Middleton and Brooks Lopez but loses Malcolm Brogdon I was thinking who is their best guard...but you pay The Bledshow...smh!
Clips secure the services of Westside Pat Bev but loses in on KD, Klay-Metheus and maybe Kawhi...
Pacers they did what they needed to do I guess...I am "Dazed and Confused"!
Dubs loses KD as expected and inks Klay to a max but Iggy to Memphis...no you didn't!
Dubs loses KD as expected and inks Klay to a max but Iggy to Memphis...no you didn't!
Rockets GM Darryl Morey gets high praise but also created a Mess yes rhymes with Sheck Wes a Mess as Run As One is Cap Strapped and going PPV with CP3 vs #13 from the Toyota Center...so much for Analytics huh!
Suns grab La Pistols Rubio LOL...somebody call D-Book to see what he has to say about the signing!
D-Rose to Detroit Basketball to play with Reggie Jackson and the Blake Show and Mr. Drummond...I can't wrap my Brain around this one but good for D-Rose!
The New York Knickerbockers saying no to a KD Max with nothing to lose...There is a special place for dudes like Knicks Chairman James Dolan starting with the Hudson!
Chicago Bulls dba #FireGarPax...did they grab a Duke Free Agent?
What do you get when you put Mike Jordan (Hornets) and Derek Jeter (Marlins)...someone tell me please and if you didn't like that there are plenty other Blogs to read! (Marlins lose in one off-season Stanton, Ozuna and Yelich...Lol!)
The "Klaw" and Mike Lowry with Options and meeting on their terms..."Where does Kawhi go"?
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